Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What animal should you never play poker with?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?