Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?