What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a cow with two legs?