Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a flying police officer?