Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the turkey cross the road?