Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do baseball players always stay cool?