How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the dog so popular?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?