Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How much does freedom weigh?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?