Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's the noisiest food?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?