What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?