What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Which family member has tusks?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?