Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?