What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What fish only swims at night?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do cows make great bakers?