What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
