What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a small mom?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?