How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do amoebas make calls?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a small mom?