How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do insects learn at school?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is the coolest country?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does the sun drink out of?