How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?