How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?