Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do birds go to drink?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?