What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?