What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What school subject really rocks?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is winter considered holy?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?