What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do cows like to dance to?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?