Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?