Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?