Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do fleas travel?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call octopus twins?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?