Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Why do rhinos charge?
Which fly makes films?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?