How does a taco bless the table?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?