Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the turkey cross the road?