What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?