Why is the beach so confident?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What are the smartest highways in the world?