Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?