Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is a table you can eat?
What's the holiest insect?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?