What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?