Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What animal has the most fun?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?