Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the friendliest national park?