What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do termites go camping?