What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do you arrest a pig?