How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal has the most fun?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a pig thief?