Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What country has the most fish?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?