Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where does breakfast live?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?