Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the confused bee say?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which state has the best streets?