What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a retired vegetable?