What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What animal knows kung fu?
What bee is good for your health?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was the cat so small?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?