What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do fish do at parades?
What does an evil hen lay?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which cats have the best manners?