What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's the most determined bird?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?