Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?