Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?