How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Who granted the fish a wish?