Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What animal has the most fun?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?