Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do billboards talk?