Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did one plate say to the other?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?