Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the bee sad?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?