What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?