What's the loudest sport?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is the smallest lion?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?