Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?