Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you grill cheese?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?