What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How does a barber get to work?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?