What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?