Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?