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What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
I like telling Dad jokes.
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What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?