Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?