How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Bears love exotic cars.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?