How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?