How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a very small Valentine?