How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What is a cow's dream job?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How did the toad die?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?