What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the math book sad?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a pig thief?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do fall and winter say hello?