Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do nosey peppers do?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What birds make average students?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?