Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What birds make average students?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?