How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?