Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is the color of the wind?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?