What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Are baby skunks cute?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which big cat never tells the truth?