What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?