What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What country has the most fish?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?