What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is the beach so confident?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How did the toad die?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?