Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?