What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?