Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?