What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?