Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do amoebas make calls?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?