Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?