Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What does a dog say before eating?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?