Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a tornado's favorite game?