Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
When do mice play every day?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is laughter the best medicine?