What do you call a pile of cats?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
