Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How does a taco bless the table?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's E.T. short for?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?