What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What animal has the most fun?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?