What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?