What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How does a cow do math?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?