What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the toad die?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?