Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?