What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?