Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you give a sick pig?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?