Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the pirate late for work?