What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?