How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do books sleep?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?