What game do cows play at parties?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the beaver say to the tree?