Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What birds make average students?
How does dinner smell?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?