What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
The museum curator needed a break.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?