In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
They called it their sa-rad-ical.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why is winter considered holy?