Why do football players make great fishermen?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did the tree get lost?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which animal will never go bald?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?