What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?