What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How do billboards talk?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What condiment has wings?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?