What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which big cat loves to drive?