What is a spider's favorite book?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do airplanes go shopping?