Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?