What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
When do mice play every day?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?