Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?