What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which family member has tusks?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was the bee sad?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do locomotives know where to go?