Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What bird helps you stay dry?