What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?