Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do you grill cheese?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Who is a house's favorite band?