What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?