What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do polar bears vote?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?